Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Like if you blow male cows?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
You suck.