Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.