Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.