Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.