Worst Jokes Ever
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.