Worst Jokes Ever
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Gennis gay?
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.