Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
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What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.