Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
