Worst Jokes Ever
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Depression :)