There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Worst Jokes Ever
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
