Worst Jokes Ever
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. β€οΈ
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Once youβve seen a shopping center, youβve seen a mall.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.