Worst Jokes Ever
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Me :D
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.