Worst Jokes Ever
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
My dog died today. 😥
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!