Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.