Worst Jokes Ever

i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"

my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.

Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant

my boss told me i have a preoccupation with vengeance...we'll see about that

feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage

So you start singing it’s the best day ever

I wrote a book called Endless Love

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown

But the punch line is too long

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white

Innocent

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"

my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?

Haha boob

You look like your mom and your dad had a child

in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai

Once a man goes to a restaurant.then, he was waiting until the waitress comes & tells him that they don't have food. he was grumpy but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped then she say to him:"good meal".