Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.