Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!