What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Worst Jokes Ever
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Like if your dad is abusive.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
