Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because it has no home button.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!