Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Shitty bichi cup.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
North Korea?
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Ballz!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j