Worst Jokes Ever
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Them, losers.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
You're an orphan.