Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?