Worst Jokes Ever
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
I love Bubba girls and yea.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."