Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.