Worst Jokes Ever

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

Jamal

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

Can someone be my daddy?

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.