What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Best joke ever.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
China.
