Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Big Chungus.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.