Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Keep yourself safe!
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0