Worst Jokes Ever
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
The Twin Towers.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.