Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.