Worst Jokes Ever
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Lenard is a joke.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.