"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Poop is yummy, fuck!
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
