Worst Jokes Ever
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
"Curry muncher!"
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Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!