Worst Jokes Ever
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.