Worst Jokes Ever
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!