Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Whatβs the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
