Worst Jokes Ever
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.