Worst Jokes Ever
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."