Does breath smell like π?
Worst Jokes Ever
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnβt even have a hairline.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
