Worst Jokes Ever
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.