Worst Jokes Ever
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.