Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‡

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.