Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
