Worst Jokes Ever
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
âThey see me rollinâ, they hatinâ.â
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Whatâs the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
John Cena.