Worst Jokes Ever
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
U can vent here idc.
kiibati orojo?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.