Worst Jokes Ever
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.