Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.