Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.