Worst Jokes Ever
I poo 11 times a day.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)