Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
John Cena.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
If you are poor, get money.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.