Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.