Worst Jokes Ever
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.