Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
🌵funking prick!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Like if you think someone is gay.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."