Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.