Worst Jokes Ever
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.