Worst Jokes Ever
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...