Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"

A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"

The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."

The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"