Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

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I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

Green Card

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An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Oven

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Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Cannibal

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It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

Breakup

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My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."