Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What the sigma?

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.