Worst Jokes Ever
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
I am on the German website.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"