Worst Jokes Ever

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.