Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.