Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”