Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.