Worst Jokes Ever
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.