Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.