Worst Jokes Ever
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!