Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.