Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."