Worst Jokes Ever
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.