Worst Jokes Ever
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."