My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Worst Jokes Ever
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
