Worst Jokes Ever
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.