Worst Jokes Ever

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?

A dad joke.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.