Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
