Worst Jokes Ever

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it’s more of a wrap.