Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.