I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Worst Jokes Ever
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Violence against women is funny :)
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
