Worst Jokes Ever
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!