Worst Jokes Ever
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.