Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"