Worst Jokes Ever
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."