Worst Jokes Ever
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.