Worst Jokes Ever

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What the sigma?

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?