Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Worst Jokes Ever
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
