My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
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Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
