Worst Jokes Ever
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Like if you think someone is gay.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.