A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs š¤£š¤£ LOL
why do orphans hate big bags of chips? because they are family sized :,)
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
what do you call a cowboy with downsyndrome? a whiped patato
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
Eat this peppe
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
why cant the orphan eat doritoes They where all family sized
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
why can't orphans play baseball they can't run home
your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.
so i throw a coconut at her
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldnāt find his mum
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
Helen Keller walk into a Bar..... and a table......and a chair.....and a wall
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
