Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What kind of band never plays music?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.