Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why can’t orphans play baseball, Because they can’t find home plate

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are

Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships. It's a sad state of affairs.

What do you call an aneorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese

A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance? They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"

Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.