What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Worst Jokes Ever
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
