Worst Jokes Ever
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!