Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET
twin towers more like ded towers
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
he sings he dances be he also HE HE
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
so an emo shot themselves and so the detective decides to ask why. but it just goes in 1 ear and out the other.
What do dentists play at their practice? Dental records
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Oh Hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey do u know I saw a guy with dementia
Its opposite's day today, I gonna tell a orphan that their parents are here.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
why does the kids cant see their parents because they dont have one
