Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.