Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Hoi!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.