Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.