Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.