Worst Jokes Ever
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"