Worst Jokes Ever
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.