Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!