Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.