My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Worst Jokes Ever
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What kind of band never plays music?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
