Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.