what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
What's the difference between a chinese person with an old person? One lasts long and another doesn't
Dark humor is like food some people get others don't ...
I'm Jessica and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes
How do you talk to a giant? - - Use big words.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
Ur mum -oh wait,you don’t have that
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Hi son
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
mase looks like a fat gay dude
what do you call a disabled kid on fire?
hot wheels
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
I have to take out the trash but I couldn't find you
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline
if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
