Worst Jokes Ever
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
can someone please tell what happened?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.