What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
