Worst Jokes Ever
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?