Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

  • Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

    Students: Damn!

    Teacher: Is anyone missing?

    Students: Your parents!

    Insult

  • 1, 2 look at your shoes.

    3, 4 they look better than yours.

    5, 6 you have no friends.

    7, 8 you look like a ape.

    9, 10 don't you like men?

    11, 12 hell naw I like females.

    Duck

  • A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”