Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Pop a choccy milk!
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.