Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.