Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Women.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.