Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Programming

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Vampire

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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Keyboard

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    Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

    About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

    Mom asked, "Why?"

    Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

    Beer

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    One quickly discovers Warren's Ukrainian beer, Sihar Gut. But this source can be beautiful.

    Unfortunately, there are Russian goods with the Russian flag! The more water you need, the more water you need to spray.

    Commodity

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    "Good, good." Highly ace dhromo mukub, but also beautiful.

    Najal is a Russian commodity, the Russian father!

    The seller was very kind to me.

    Anencephaly

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    Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

    Child

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    All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.

    Porn

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    Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

    It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.