Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Grandma

    • Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

    Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

    Depression

    • Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

    Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

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    • Cowboy

    • A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.

    He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”

    The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.

    The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”

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    • Stutter

    • "What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

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    • Suicide

    • I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.

    Chess

    • I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

    So we stopped playing chess.