How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
9 Jokes
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. π
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didnβt work... I guess the site crashed.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
βWho are the fastest readers in the world?β
βThe 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.β
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
