9 jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!