9 jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!