9 jokes
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.