The 700+ Best 9 Jokes

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy

Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?

New York Jets.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none they both go up in flames.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2

"Knock Knock"

"Whose there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 who"

"You said you'd never forget"

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia

best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.