9 jokes
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Your (DYM 9).
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.