9 jokes
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.