9 jokes

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Why was ten scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.