9 jokes
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.