9 jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"