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9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why is every number scared of 7?

Because 7 "ate" 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Question: Why was "6" scared?

Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Why was ten scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.