9 jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!