9/11 jokes

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

9/11.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.