9/11 jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.