9/11 jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).