9/11 jokes
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
He was so close but so far
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Ummmm 67.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."