9/11 jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Ummmm 67.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."