9/11 jokes

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.