9/11 jokes

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

My dad died in 9/11....

He was a good driver.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

9/11.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.