9/11 jokes
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Ummmm 67.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.