9/11 jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
9/11.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.