9/11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.